hey folks its my birthday! and uh if yall wanted to help me and my family with bills and food costs, it would be insanely awesome of you to donate some money! no pressure but its a little rough right now and id appreciate it so much
gotta say. the sequence of events that got us there. is still just as funny as it was 360ish days ago
like forgive me but the series of happenings that culminated in whatever the hell i went through on 11/05/2020 will never stop being both novel and hilarious to me. the sheer level of inane stress in the air caused by that specific convergence of cause and effect. nevada your ballots
ITS ALWAYS ABOUT DA MONEY SCHPIDAHMAN
I AINT GOT NO THOUGHTS OR FEELINS ON DA METS WHATSOEVAH
In a world that feels micromanaged, controlled, and predictably stagnant and terrible, November 5th is my reminder that things can still get absolutely
just absolutely batshit
if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so much i would make him wait out side so i could go in first and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up
condescending online man day
i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone
